First Post

This is my first post. YAY! Why do I have a blog, you may ask yourself? None of your business could be one answer. Because I can post at work and get paid for it could be another. Because I love to write-yet another answer. All the above are true.

If you want to know about me, just ask.

Anyway, less than two weeks until my first full 45-minute talk!

The problem is I only have 22-minutes of it done. The rest of the sections seem straight-forward enough, so I hope to have it done by the weekend, so I can practice it in front of people. We shall see.

A good buddy of mine told me today he got into a fender bender. He said a bird pooped on his windshield, distracting him so he didn't see the lady turning in front of him. I know it's so wrong, but I find it so funny that a bird poop caused an accident. I'm glad he's okay though, thats the important thing. It's still funny.

Work's slow, thankfully. Especially since it's inventory time. Everything in the store gets to be counted. I say "gets" trying to convince myself that inventory, on some obscure plane of existence, could be fun. That maybe to a convict that had been sitting in solitary confinement, going through hundreds and hundreds of items, numbers, and dates, could somehow not be so tedious that I feel like taking each key out of my key board, loading each one individually into a gun, and shooting them through my computer monitor.

Another thing... I think I have discovered a conspiracy. Ok, I'll be at work all day. 5, 6 hours. Store will be dead other than the occasional phone call. Then, within 10 minutes, 6 customers at once, cell phone rings constantly, land lines ringing, emails, people IMing me, trucks at the back door, installers coming in with questions. 45 minutes later, dead again. I mean.... Watch Tower Farms? (If you don't understand the WatchTowerFarms joke, visit bethel. Or look at the initials. If you still don't get it, I'll bet you $100 I can guess your hair color without ever having seen you)